If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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