No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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