Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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