PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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