His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
