Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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