i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
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Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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