I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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