Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
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SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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