If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
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Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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