so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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