Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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