jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
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Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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