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His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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