Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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