stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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