Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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