I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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