At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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