How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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