I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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