Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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