i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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