This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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