nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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