Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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