does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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