absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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