She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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