Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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