What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
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THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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