do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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