Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
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