I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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