theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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