We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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