No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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