this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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