put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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