You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
She's not a foreskin expert like you
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When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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