yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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