O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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