can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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