weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
