Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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