Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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