"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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