Your dad touched me again.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
soo... how was my night?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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