Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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