They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
