dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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