Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He? As in you personified your dick?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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