He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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